Top Ten Ways to Tell if Your New Teacher is a Nigger

[DJ Stoopnig]

On the first day of class you don't bring an apple, you bring a watermelon.

The Pledge of Allegiance is replaced with a freestyle rap.

The class is titled Fornication 101

Homework assignments are written on rolling papers

The class globe is replaced with a bakkaball.

When you come back from recess, your stuff is gone!

Instead of pencils and books they hand out a glass pipe and some rocks.

They don't have a blackboard because dats raysiss.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Instead of show and tell you have snitches get stitches

For homework you cook meth

The windows all have bars and your "teacher" is wearing an ankle bracelet.

[Ted]

Everyone gets a handcuff key in their pencil box.
She’s wearing a black hoodie.
No math. Math be racist.
No English. English be racist.
Homework comes with a blueprint of a local liquor store.
Field trip to the 7-11
Classroom smells like cocoa butter.
Classroom windows busted out
Bullet holes in the chalk board.
Teacher’s desk only has 3 legs
Teacher’s chair has 22” hoopties.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

You get colt 45 instead of milk.

All the silhouettes are turned 90 degrees.




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[Rape Ape]

Before you even make it in the door, you pass out from the stench of cocoa butter, sweat, and shit.
You can't tell any difference between the school and the primate house at the zoo.
You're bleeding out from multiple stab wounds, have a sore asshole, and no wallet.
The fragrant smell of marijuana pouring out of the school windows.
You can't concentrate on school work over the constant police sirens.

[DJ Stoopnig]

The school mascot is a gorilla.

[SC Anemia]

The school colors are orange, just orange.



All the pencils have cloth, tape and shoelace wrapped handles.

The student union snack bar and food court takes EBT.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

When the fire alarm goes off everyone gets on the ground instead of heading for the exit.


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