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    Token nigger bus driver at the wife’s school today!

    From time to time (as I don’t seem to work anymore evidently…), I have lunch with the wife and #1 son (who’s in her class this year) at her school.

    I won’t eat the shitty cafeteria food, and I can’t make her 23 students sit and watch us eat decent food while they choke down chicken nuggets and broccoli, so today I brought pizza and salad from an awesome mom-and-pop pizza joint that I discovered when I was in high school back in 1793.

    It was mostly sunny and mid-60’s earlier today, so I’m rockin’ some sweet tunes in the Caddy with the sunroof open as I pull into the staff parking lot.

    I’m singing my ass off.

    “I’m freeeeeeeeee fallin’…”

    I’m a very good singer if no one is listening.

    Anyway, I notice a couple of buses parked under the covered entrance. That usually means the 4th/5th/6th graders are going somewhere for a “field trip”. Today, it was to a goddamn alpaca farm, but that’s not important…

    What is important, is that while the wife and her TA were helping me get the food out of my microscopic trunk, I watched the door of a bus open and this morbidly-obese nigger buck – somewhere between 45 and 119, step out.

    It stared at us with its yellow eyes. It could barely walk. It waddled. It was clearly unhealthy. It continued to shoot furtive glances at us as the wife and her flunkies (me included) packed out the food.

    It staggered and struggled with its balance as it walked up to the front doors of the school. It had to grasp the handrail going up the 5 or 6 steps.

    The wife was whining about me not getting her a Starbuck’s while I was watching the fat nigger bus driver. I wasn’t able to think clearly because the Canadian mentality is insanity incarnate and sucks the air out of my brain, but when she stopped bossing me around, I came to my senses enough to ask one basic question:

    How can a fat, unstable, barely mobile nigger, be a safe bus driver for 30 or 40 Human children?

    Which raises another question…

    Why is the bus company hiring a nigger who is clearly not physically well?

    We all know the answer to that.

    This school district – especially in this zip code, is almost completely nigger-free. The bus company is a private contractor, but has to comply with state reg’s. I have no doubt that they hired a nigger (for $35/hr or so) to fill a quota, just to be in compliance with their contract.

    So, when that nigger vapor-locks from the chicken grease, grape soda, Fritos, crack, malt liquor, AIDS probably, menthol Kools, and all the other shit they toss down their suck-holes, will it be behind the wheel of that bus filled with Human children?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    From time to time (as I don’t seem to work anymore evidently…), I have lunch with the wife and #1 son (who’s in her class this year) at her school.

    I won’t eat the shitty cafeteria food, and I can’t make her 23 students sit and watch us eat decent food while they choke down chicken nuggets and broccoli, so today I brought pizza and salad from an awesome mom-and-pop pizza joint that I discovered when I was in high school back in 1793.

    It was mostly sunny and mid-60’s earlier today, so I’m rockin’ some sweet tunes in the Caddy with the sunroof open as I pull into the staff parking lot.

    I’m singing my ass off.

    “I’m freeeeeeeeee fallin’…”

    I’m a very good singer if no one is listening.

    Anyway, I notice a couple of buses parked under the covered entrance. That usually means the 4th/5th/6th graders are going somewhere for a “field trip”. Today, it was to a goddamn alpaca farm, but that’s not important…

    What is important, is that while the wife and her TA were helping me get the food out of my microscopic trunk, I watched the door of a bus open and this morbidly-obese nigger buck – somewhere between 45 and 119, step out.

    It stared at us with its yellow eyes. It could barely walk. It waddled. It was clearly unhealthy. It continued to shoot furtive glances at us as the wife and her flunkies (me included) packed out the food.

    It staggered and struggled with its balance as it walked up to the front doors of the school. It had to grasp the handrail going up the 5 or 6 steps.

    The wife was whining about me not getting her a Starbuck’s while I was watching the fat nigger bus driver. I wasn’t able to think clearly because the Canadian mentality is insanity incarnate and sucks the air out of my brain, but when she stopped bossing me around, I came to my senses enough to ask one basic question:

    How can a fat, unstable, barely mobile nigger, be a safe bus driver for 30 or 40 Human children?

    Which raises another question…

    Why is the bus company hiring a nigger who is clearly not physically well?

    We all know the answer to that.

    This school district – especially in this zip code, is almost completely nigger-free. The bus company is a private contractor, but has to comply with state reg’s. I have no doubt that they hired a nigger (for $35/hr or so) to fill a quota, just to be in compliance with their contract.

    So, when that nigger vapor-locks from the chicken grease, grape soda, Fritos, crack, malt liquor, AIDS probably, menthol Kools, and all the other shit they toss down their suck-holes, will it be behind the wheel of that bus filled with Human children?
    Unfortunately, it probably will. I HATE apefirmative blacktion!!

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    Alpaca Farm? That is almost as good as a Llama farm. I used to fuck with my second ex-wife about hunting Llamas just to piss her off. She once asked why I would hunt Llamas. I told her anything that has a face like that deserves to be shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zagnut View Post
    ... She once asked why I would hunt Llamas. I told her anything that has a face like that deserves to be shot.
    LMMFLWAO!

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    FOLLOW-UP

    The more I thought about that crippled nigger bus driver, the more it bothered me. Presumably, 5 days a week, 9 months a year, that nigger is responsible for the lives of Human children. That fat nigger could barely walk. It had to be at least in its late 50's -- maybe older. What are the odds of that nigger having some kind of medical episode that renders it unable to control the vehicle?

    So, this morning I called the school district admin' office and got the number of the bus company. I spoke with a woman who was in their HR office and told her what I had seen yesterday. She was actually somewhat surprised at what I described -- especially the fact that the nigger struggled to get up the few steps leading up to front doors of the school.

    She said that drivers have to pass the same medical and physical tests as commercial truck drivers. She knew the nigger I was talking about and promised to look into the matter. I thanked her.

    I was just sitting at my desk this morning and a thought popped into my head. How would I feel if I didn't say anything and that nigger ended up killing a bunch of Human children during a seizure or some shit? I don't care if the company puts that nigger behind a desk until it retires, but it should not be driving a big-ass bus full of kids!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    FOLLOW-UP

    The more I thought about that crippled nigger bus driver, the more it bothered me. Presumably, 5 days a week, 9 months a year, that nigger is responsible for the lives of Human children. That fat nigger could barely walk. It had to be at least in its late 50's -- maybe older. What are the odds of that nigger having some kind of medical episode that renders it unable to control the vehicle?

    So, this morning I called the school district admin' office and got the number of the bus company. I spoke with a woman who was in their HR office and told her what I had seen yesterday. She was actually somewhat surprised at what I described -- especially the fact that the nigger struggled to get up the few steps leading up to front doors of the school.

    She said that drivers have to pass the same medical and physical tests as commercial truck drivers. She knew the nigger I was talking about and promised to look into the matter. I thanked her.

    I was just sitting at my desk this morning and a thought popped into my head. How would I feel if I didn't say anything and that nigger ended up killing a bunch of Human children during a seizure or some shit? I don't care if the company puts that nigger behind a desk until it retires, but it should not be driving a big-ass bus full of kids!
    You probably saved some human lives. Good on you. Fuck niggers anyway. That sow should not be driving anymore. The grease in her arteries may at anytime congeal enough to stop her ticker and kill humans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
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    She said that drivers have to pass the same medical and physical tests as commercial truck drivers
    Well thats not really saying much these days. I spent 10 years workining in the warehouse of a major factory in my city. One thing i noticed over the years was a drastic increase in the number of niggers and muslim truck drivers. Extremely obese niggers and muslims that cant speak a word of English. And none of them could back a trailer into a dock without destroying something. They must be passing out CDL's like free candy on Halloween these days.
    I hate niglets because they always grow up to be full grown niggers.

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