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    Vegan nigger has heart palpitations and claims to be traumatized for life after being accidentally served meat

    Vegan says Greggs 'traumatised her for life' after giving her pork sausage roll
    Sharleen Ndungu, 20, claims she started having heart palpitations and burst into tears after biting into the savoury snack at the store in Canterbury, Kent


    Extremely high yellow nigger here. With a Michael Jackson bleach job, it might actually look half human.


    'People can be allergic to pork and potentially die from such a stupid mistake. It's my choice not to consume meat because it causes cancer. That choice has been taken away from me.'
    No, there is no such thing as an allergy to pork. And cancer is caused by a perpetually inflammatory condition, not meat. Vegetarians get cancer all the time, too.

    'I haven't had meat in two years. My belly started hurting and my heart started going crazy. I was panicking because that only happens when I consume meat - this doesn't happen when I have other food.
    The student posted three videos in social media ranting about her experience. In them she said: 'I'm carrying on eating and my heart starts beating like madness.

    'Heart palpitations like I was running somewhere or something. And then my stomach started turning upside down, I was like 'woah, what's going on, this only happens when I consume meat. My body is poisoned for life now, you know.'

    'I'm traumatised for life now - I'm never going to Greggs again,' she added.
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-new...-life-20243779
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    Funny. I feel the same way when I eat something WITHOUT meat in it. The nigger just had a flashback. It was depression setting in after not having fatback, pork rinds, pigs feet for a long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bottle_of_Hate View Post
    Funny. I feel the same way when I eat something WITHOUT meat in it. The nigger just had a flashback. It was depression setting in after not having fatback, pork rinds, pigs feet for a long time.
    And chitlins!!

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    Hadn't eaten meat in two years? So it has eaten meat in the past.

    But now, because it is a virtue signalling piece of talking crap, it thinks it will instantly get cancer and is traumatised for life.

    The dumb sheboon really didn't think that statement through if it thinks there is going to be a ghetto lotto payout, which is what it wants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by haywood View Post
    And chitlins!!
    Actually, no.
    That is Southern food eaten by folks in the South. My Grandmother was a Southern Girl who married my Grandpa who was a Texan. My Grandma would make all sorts of Southern food for me as a kid, Collard Greens, Cornbread, Grits, etc etc. All niggers did was steal the cuisine of the South and take it with them when spread their plague across this land.

    Funfact: on my Grandpa's side of the family I had ancestors that rode with Sam Houston. On my Grandmother's side I am the direct blood descendant of a famous Confederate soldier turned outlaw gunfighter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post
    Actually, no.
    That is Southern food eaten by folks in the South. My Grandmother was a Southern Girl who married my Grandpa who was a Texan. My Grandma would make all sorts of Southern food for me as a kid, Collard Greens, Cornbread, Grits, etc etc. All niggers did was steal the cuisine of the South and take it with them when spread their plague across this land.

    Funfact: on my Grandpa's side of the family I had ancestors that rode with Sam Houston. On my Grandmother's side I am the direct blood descendant of a famous Confederate soldier turned outlaw gunfighter.
    Those things are gross

    Except for the cornbread. I will DESTROY a pan of cornbread if there is nobody to stop me.

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    Cornbread is the only edible thing on that list far as I'm concerned.

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    They should give the nigger a bag of BIG FAT CARROTS as compensation. Maybe it will choke to on one, like that filthy little niglet in a recent post.

    The concept of a nigger being a vegan is ludicrous anyway. Shoving nothing but veggies in it's chiggun hole?!?!?!?

    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bottle_of_Hate View Post
    Those things are gross

    Except for the cornbread. I will DESTROY a pan of cornbread if there is nobody to stop me.
    Collard Greens are awesome if you cook them right. The Cracker Barrel makes pretty decent collards, too. You cook them with some bacon until tender and serve over cornbread- YUM!

    My Grandmother also used to make the most awesomely delicious Southern style cornbread stuffing every Thanksgiving that was beyond amazing. It takes all day to make everything in it from scratch, and mine is never is good as my Grandmother's, even though everyone seems to like mine just fine. That stuff is incredibly fattening, if I had access to it every day I would weigh four hundred pounds. Seriously, it's that good.
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    Maybe she better go back to wherever she came from and eat mosquito burgers, larvae and dirt cookies. That way she'll always know what she's getting. She may be traumatized for life there too, but at least it won't be caused by eating a delicious sausage roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post
    Actually, no.
    That is Southern food eaten by folks in the South. My Grandmother was a Southern Girl who married my Grandpa who was a Texan. My Grandma would make all sorts of Southern food for me as a kid, Collard Greens, Cornbread, Grits, etc etc. All niggers did was steal the cuisine of the South and take it with them when spread their plague across this land.

    Funfact: on my Grandpa's side of the family I had ancestors that rode with Sam Houston. On my Grandmother's side I am the direct blood descendant of a famous Confederate soldier turned outlaw gunfighter.
    Awesome. No offense intended by that statement, but then again, NIGGERS steal anything!!

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    According to actual history, chitlins or chiterlings came about in the nigger diet during slavery. When Massa would slaughter livestock, the entrails and other undesirable parts would be left for the niggers. Why else sould you eat pig ass? I heard that pickled pigs feet came to be the same way. Chitlins were smothered in whatever sort of hot sauce or spice they could concoct and pigs feet were pickled.

    As far as meat eating is concerned, anyone who's passed high school biology could tell you that an omnivore diet is the result of evolution and the big brain on YT.

    ...It was this new meat diet, full of densely-packed nutrients, that provided the catalyst for human evolution, particularly the growth of the brain said Katharine Milton, an authority on primate diet.

    Without meat, said Milton, it's unlikely that proto humans could have secured enough energy and nutrition from the plants availabl
    When early man discovered fire and could therefore cook and eat meat, our brains took a massive leap evolutionarily speaking. Without meat we'd still have tiny brains and be worshipping rocks.

    I say to the vegetarians and vegans, go right ahead dummy.

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