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    Coon loses head over sexy goat

    Literally...

    http://jamaica-star.com/article/news...-him-molesting

    From morning him a trouble the boy bout him smell a goat, and then him pick up the machete fi chop up the boy," Gloria King, their mother told THE WEEKEND STAR. "Mi a vendor, so mi sell a market. Mi lef the yard wid mi basket a guinep an a wen mi reach out a road one man seh to mi seh, a wha happen roun a yu yard. Mi hear seh one a yu son chop off the other one head. Mi get weak same time; mi couldn't even tek the basket affa mi head how mi weak.
    WTF did she say?

    It had to be pure jealousy when the younger spook muh dikked the older boons goat bitch.

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    I don't know. My nigger-babble translator broke.
    But yeah, those goats are so hot!

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    I need a bix nood to English dictionary.

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    All I needed to know was a nigger acted like a nigger in chopping another nigger. The rest is just bix nood.
    Coalburning is bestiality.

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    Holy Obama Without A Teleprompter, Batman!
    That's a fine example of pure Bix Nood. Jar Jar Binks is real!

    I wonder of the headless coon had converted to asslifting, though, in fairness, a nigger will muh-dik anything, including Muslim Sex Toys (goats).
    islam (is-LAHM) n.
    1. The frothy mixture of semen and goat dung resulting from Muslim sex.

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    Thanks to the mod that fixed “looses”. I got carried away with the double o’s after spelling “coons”.

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    It's like a nigger made a chimpanzee "write" a news article...

    That being said, I hope the goat's asshole is OK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    ....I hope the goat's asshole is OK.
    You ain't right man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SC Anemia View Post
    You ain't right man.
    I know that. I think I'm getting worse with age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignatow View Post
    All I needed to know was a nigger acted like a nigger in chopping another nigger. The rest is just bix nood.
    This ^^^^

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    This gets muh niggers hot! Best hide the machetes.

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=LIAYYgXUw_c

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    I consider myself an expert at translating niggerese, but this is beyond my ability. I got as far as "One fine morning, the nigger was destined for trouble. He smelled a goat, then picked up a machete and chopped up the nigling. I'm a marketplace seller, so I was at the market. I had left the yard with my basket" -- and then WTF is a "guinep"?

    "I hear him say one of your sons chopped off the other one's head. I got weak then; I couldn't even take the basket on top of my head because of how weak I was." That's easy enough.

    "Kevin a accuse Dale seh him a trouble goat, and the two a dem ketch a quarrel. Everybody round yah a talk to Kevin and a tell him fi lef Dale alone because sometime him head kinda go an come," the weeping sister muttered. "It never have fi reach to this. Dem normally live good wid each other. So none a wi don't know wha get inna Kevin fi go use machete fi chop off him breda head. "
    "Kevin accused Dale of molesting the goat, and the two fought. Everyone around told Kevin to leave Dale alone because sometimes he's stupid even for a nigger. It never had to come to this. Usually they're good with each other, DL action instead of resorting to a goat. So nobody knows what got into Kevin to use a machete to chop off his brother's head."
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
    and then WTF is a "guinep"?
    I had to look it up, apparently it’s a lime. She put the lime on her coconut, and fucked it all up, I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenkemfactory View Post
    I don't know. My nigger-babble translator broke.
    But yeah, those goats are so hot!
    LOL, mine's on the fritz, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
    I had to look it up, apparently it’s a lime. She put the lime on her coconut, and fucked it all up, I guess.
    Oh shit I remember that one!

    https://youtu.be/5LxC3M-Yngs

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    Quote Originally Posted by SC Anemia View Post
    Oh shit I remember that one!

    https://youtu.be/5LxC3M-Yngs
    I believe D.J. Stoopnig actually tried that once.

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