Oil driller drowns while proposing underwater to his she boon

[Whitey Ford]

Zachary man dies in Tanzania after attempting underwater marriage proposal, girlfriend says

A Zachary man who died while attempting an underwater marriage proposal in Tanzania is being remembered as friendly and funny — a man who could elicit smiles on the faces of everyone he met.

Kenesha Antoine, a Baton Rouge attorney, posted on her Facebook page in the early hours of Friday that her boyfriend, Steven Weber Jr., died during the couple's international trip. She says in the post he died before he reached the surface to hear her "yes" to his marriage proposal.

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_ro...3c234b709.html

[animal mother]

The retarded driller is better off dead.

[haywood]

Zachary man dies in Tanzania after attempting underwater marriage proposal, girlfriend says




https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_ro...3c234b709.html

Usually when someone is "rockfished" it's a nig. Well I guess an oildriller is a nig by association.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

I guess if he was stupid enough to date and propose to a nigger, he was too stupid to know you need air to breathe.

[TheOrganGrinder]

Lol, "he died before coming to the surface to hear her 'yes'"
Well we know the nigger wasn't in the water. Too bad.

"By the power vested in me, by the state's coroner's office, I now pronounce you, Mr. and Mrs. Rockfish".

Live like a nigger, fail like a nigger.
Lol

[Rape Ape]

Anyone dumb enough to stick it in a nigger is dumb enough to not think you have to go to the surface once in a while for some more air.

[IseDaDiva]

I just read this.

I guess just being a driller is enough to make you rockfish in any body of water. Goddam idiot.

Too bad his sheboon didn't follow him to Davy Jones' Locker.