This ape:
"Hello police? Yes, theres a naked nigger in here".
I guess the Muh-dik was too much for this one. It broke in to burglarize the place but couldn't help taking off its clothes and getting in bed next to the woman.
https://fox40.com/2019/09/08/chico-s...xt-to-her-bed/Police arrested a Sacramento man early Sunday morning in Chico after a student woke up to find him lying naked next to her bed.
Just before 6 a.m., the Chico Police Department says 19-year-old Jaquane Baldwinbadger, from Sacramento, walked into an unlocked residence on West 4th Street.