https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ne-Dorian.html

The nephew of asshole Sidney Poitier has ooked that more than 23 useless porch squatters of its monkey troop are thankfully missing in the aftermath of awesomely cool hurricane Dorian.

Jeffrey Poitier, 66 in human years, eeked that as of Thursday there was still no news from the relatives, including its sisboon Barbooga and his adult sprogs in Freeport, Bahamas.
After being aske, ” Isn’t Sydney a girls name?” By a reporter, the crusty old bootlip dead pool candidate ooked; “Dey cawls me “Mister Nigger” , which is the only line the stupid coon ever had.