Close

Likes Likes:  0
Results 1 to 8 of 8
  1. #1
    Super Moderator
    Senior Crime Reporter
    LT. Colonel
    Whitey Ford's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2017
    Posts
    14,474
    Post Thanks / Like

    1300lb sandmonkey ordered by Saudi Arabia HNIC to lose weight, has to be forklifted out of home

    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

  2. #2
    DJ Stoopnig
    Chimpout Guest
    Amazing, but as they said in the video there was one who was even heavier: John Minnoch.

    Jon Brower Minnoch (September 29, 1941 – September 10, 1983) was an American man who, at his peak weight, was the heaviest human being ever recorded, weighing 1,400 lb (635 kilograms; 100 stone). This additionally makes him the largest known primate ever to have lived, exceeding the upper estimated size of Gigantopithecus
    ...he broke a record for the greatest difference in weight between a married couple when he married his 110-lb (50 kg) wife Jeannette and later fathered two children.
    How the fuck did he do that? And how did he find a fucking wife?


  3. #3
    Trustee
    Captain
    Cracka Jack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2017
    Location
    Delaware
    Posts
    4,232
    Post Thanks / Like
    That would make an awful lot of candles, or soap.
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

  4. #4
    Senior Trustee
    Captain
    Bottle_of_Hate's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2017
    Posts
    4,685
    Post Thanks / Like
    110 pound wife? I bet he takes a shit that size.

  5. #5
    DJ Stoopnig
    Chimpout Guest
    ...and what's with the table cloths on their heads?

    Click image for larger version. 

Name:	table cloth 2.jpg 
Views:	51 
Size:	141.3 KB 
ID:	8675

  6. #6
    Senior Trustee
    Sergeant
    Midder Peenud Hayed's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2018
    Location
    Pacific NW
    Posts
    2,781
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Bottle_of_Hate View Post
    110 pound wife? I bet he takes a shit that size.
    LMMFLWAO!!!


  7. #7
    SC Anemia
    Chimpout Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Stoopnig View Post
    And how did he find a fucking wife?
    A disability check.

    Oh wait, Saudi...never mind.

  8. #8
    DJ Stoopnig
    Chimpout Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by SC Anemia View Post
    A disability check.
    Man I need to get one of those.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •