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    "The Big Fig" mattress designed for obese mudsharks and the niggers they love

    So not only is bestiality endorsed, but also obesity.

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    The Big Fig...for burners and nigs.
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Stoopnig View Post
    You could put a blonde wig on a mousetrap and a nigger will fuck it.
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    Actually I have to give them props for getting the casting right. You know how you'll see a commercial advertising say...some outdoor sporting or camping equipment and they show some smoking hot model dressed ridiculously and in 6" heels. Just an impossible scenario right off the bat?

    Well this company got it right at least with the big ol' buffalo assed, ugly white heifer.

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    I remember "Big Fig" as a Fig Newtons mascot eons ago when I was young. Funny, prior to this thread, that memory just popped into my mind after being dormant for decades. I now need psychotherapy to dissociate a fond memory with this new nigger-mudshark abomination.
    Coalburning is bestiality.

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    Well this company got it right at least with the big ol' buffalo assed, ugly white heifer
    The perfect mudshark: Grossly obese, tons of makeup, microbladed brows and even a ring in its nose like a prime sow. Imagine the smell in that oversized fart sack with her and her lardbucket nigger wallowing in it?

    Here's a hurl worth pic
    Oh, hell.

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    Check out the "Purple Claw Paws" on the sow - far right
    And the fake eyelashes looking like smashed tarantulas and the wigs and the trowled-on makeup and the way they display their huge udders. Do big fat sows really think they're sexy?

    I guess that mattress For Big Boons is legit. It's holding up under half a ton of greasy nigger meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witch Doctor View Post
    Here's a hurl worth pic

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    Ten seconds of sitting, and the mattress is deformed forever. It's impossible to engineer springs that can support weight like that. Nothing short of 12 inches of solid metal would do.
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    It seems the company knows who to market to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignatow View Post
    I remember "Big Fig" as a Fig Newtons mascot eons ago when I was young. Funny, prior to this thread, that memory just popped into my mind after being dormant for decades. I now need psychotherapy to dissociate a fond memory with this new nigger-mudshark abomination.
    Here's the tricky part...


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    If you make an outfit out of a table cloth, then you can just eat right off it...brilliant!

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    Comming to an alley near you.Click image for larger version. 

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    'You shall not lie with any animal to defile yourself with it; neither shall any woman give herself to an animal, to lie down with it: it is a perversion. Leviticus 18:23

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witch Doctor View Post

    Big Nig Mattress. Now the sows are on board it's time to park the car.

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    Remember when products where advertised aiming for the Great American WHITE Middle Class society?
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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