Originally Posted by
MineEvolved
Buddy of mine and I were talking the other day, and we came to the conclusion that we're all going about this the wrong way. LET states like California secede. When they actually tried it last time, 6 days after filing the paperwork, guess what happened? California wildfires. Guess what they did? Came crying and begging for federal relief money. So, with secession, that goes away. Illegals? They can become sovereign citizens of the nation of California. And since they'd now be foreign nationals, they'll need a passport to travel outside of California.
As a foreign power, we can declare war on them if their illegals, liberals or niggers get uppity and attack or otherwise harm US citizens. We can place tariffs on their goods. We can cut all access to things like Google, Facebook, twitter, and other silicon valley enterprises as foreign entities, and immediately accuse them of interfering in the US electoral process. 55 less electoral votes for brain-dead lefties to be able to depend on. No more spending on stupid shit like wind and solar subsidies in that state. All niggers, lifters, and burners living there stay there at the time of secession, and their US citizenship from that point is forever barred. We can work a deal with draining the brain trust of the state by allowing its law-abiding hispanic, asian and white populations to migrate back to the states, but they have to go through the process of becoming legal, naturalized citizens again, as long as they did not make their living in education. Like niggers, liberal educators are forever barred from re-entry. Anything coming out of Hollywood can be sanctioned or banned, since it's now an import. Antifa can then be classified properly as a foreign terrorist organization, and the CIA can legally kill them, since they're no longer US nationals. Trump can order the Air Force to drop JDAM's on them to his heart's content.
Then, after a few years of that socialist hell they wanted, we can let them reapply for statehood, provided that they meet the criteria, which we set. All niggers and burners (beginning with the convict populations) are sent to Africa, at California's expense, forever barred from reentry. Liberals have to attend camps for electric-shock deprogramming, and those involved in non-education careers have to learn trades like plumbing and auto mechanics. No one can enter and become a public charge, or engage in the lifting of the ass. The wall needs to be completed to spec at their expense along the southern border. A minimum of one trillion dollars in California wealth needs to be paid the the US government as an entry fee, above and in addition to normal taxes they will have to now pay again. With a seriously reduced and hopefully wiser population at this point, they can reenter the union, and with far far fewer electoral votes to hurl around. Better yet, make a protectorate like Guam or the US Virgin Islands a state, and place California alongside PR as a protectorate.
Srsly, what's not to like?