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    Even God Misses Once in a While

    HORRY COUNTY, S.C. - A lightning strike nearly hit a South Carolina man Thursday, Romulus McNeill was walking to his car, while holding an umbrella, in Horry County when a bolt of lightning struck close by.


    Video captured the moment that almost knocked him off his feet.


    Damnit!

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    God hates niggers too... God didn't create niggers. Satan did. Satan shat every and all niggers out of his sulfur encrusted asshole.
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    That's what you get when you carry a metal umbrella in an electrical storm. By the way, who the fuck has a purple umbrella? That nigger looked like this:

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    "Romulus"?

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    Old joke Sandman Sr. told me:

    There was a priest who'd swear at his really bad shots on the golf course, and one day after going into the water, he yelled out, "GOD DAMN IT, I MISSED!"

    Suddenly there was a huge bolt of lightning that hit the ground 20 feet away. The priest was fine. Then a voice came out of the clouds: "I DAMN IT, I MISSED!"
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    "Romulus"?
    Weren't those like Star Trek bad guys or something?

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    Someone needs to get that nigger a taller umbrella with an antenna on top !
    'You shall not lie with any animal to defile yourself with it; neither shall any woman give herself to an animal, to lie down with it: it is a perversion. Leviticus 18:23

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOrganGrinder View Post
    Someone needs to get that nigger a taller umbrella with an antenna on top !
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    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cracka Jack View Post
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    Hahaha!

    A lot of times when we write "LOL" we don't mean that we actually laughed out loud. Your post made me actually LOL!


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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    "Romulus"?
    He beez Roman n' sheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SC Anemia View Post
    Weren't those like Star Trek bad guys or something?

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    Yes and no. According to ancient Roman mythology, Romulus and Remus were twin brothers who were the founders of the city of Rome. Which makes a nigger named Romulus even funnier, since niggers today still can't work in marble or stone. Or describe a right angle. Or use a level or plumb. Or speak correctly. Basically, anything a Roman could do, a nigger couldn't, except wave a fan, or serve grapes to their master.
    A nigger is the only creature in all of God's creation that can commit heinous and violent crimes, and then have the gall to petition for laws meant to restrain society's response to that criminality. Even a terrorist understands that bad things will happen if they're caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MineEvolved View Post
    Yes and no. According to ancient Roman mythology, Romulus and Remus were twin brothers who were the founders of the city of Rome. Which makes a nigger named Romulus even funnier, since niggers today still can't work in marble or stone. Or describe a right angle. Or use a level or plumb. Or speak correctly. Basically, anything a Roman could do, a nigger couldn't, except wave a fan, or serve grapes to their master.
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I always call a heavy set nigger a "silverback" and a skinny one an "Uncle Remus!"

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