Aspiring cRapper Tyrese Simmons Batwings 9-Year-Old Brandoniya Bennett over Respeckt

[LeeRoy Jenkums]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...HGX?ocid=ientp

Aspiring cRapper gets insulted by another terrible cRapper...decides to go full TNB and do a drive-by, but shoots a 9 year old babysow on accident by shooting the wrong apt up, giving her Batwings and earning a full-ride scholarship to NU in Texas, where they will likely batwing him in retaliation.

Win-Win.

[DJ Stoopnig]

When I skimmed over this article, I couldn't believe they didn't call the turdlet an aspiring rapper. Then I saw this:

Police said Simmons considered himself a rapper and was upset about another rapper who insulted him in his lyrics.

Ohh...that explains it! You can't call the perpetrator AND the victim an aspiring rapper at the same time.

Then it would be aspiring rapper kills aspiring rapper, because of aspiring rapper.

[LeeRoy Jenkums]

When I skimmed over this article, I couldn't believe they didn't call the turdlet an aspiring rapper. Then I saw this:



Ohh...that explains it! You can't call the perpetrator AND the victim an aspiring rapper at the same time.

Then it would be aspiring rapper kills aspiring rapper, because of aspiring rapper.

Uhzacky.

The only way this would've been better is if the one aspiring cRapper would've batwinged the other aspiring cRapper for attempting to batwing HIM...

As it stands, the babysow is made good with batwing, one aspiring cRapper is still on the skreet, and one is on the way to NU.

What was that Meatloaf song? "Two Out of Three (Ain't Bad)"?

[LeeRoy Jenkums]

Add Instagram dissing to the things niggers will kill over.

Instagram, cRap lyrics, chiggun, muh-dik, respeck...

There's literally nothing a nigger won't kill over.

I say it over and over, and I've not been proven wrong :
If a nigger can't eat it, fuck it, or sell it...the nigger will destroy it.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

...Then it would be aspiring rapper kills aspiring rapper, because of aspiring rapper.