Mets pitcher Doc Gooden pisses himself at second DUI stop in a month on cocaine and driving wrong way

[Whitey Ford]

Legendary Mets pitcher Doc Gooden is arrested for second DUI in a month after New Jersey cops spot him driving the wrong way up a one-way street

This is Tigger Woods tier FAIL.

Dwight Gooden, 54, was arrested on Monday night after police in New Jersey spotted him driving the wrong way down a one-way street
Police sources said the legendary baseball star had ‘peed himself’ behind the wheel of the car, telling officers that he’s diabetic as justification for his state
‘He p****d himself. He was clearly buzzed, really kind of f***ed up,’ the source said, before adding that Gooden was still ‘cooperative and polite’
Police added that they believed him to be under the influence of cocaine
He was arrested last month in a similar incident, where officers pulled him over for driving erratically and found him to be in possession of two bags of cocaine
Gooden became renowned for his off-field partying antics after leading the Mets to their last World Series Championship win in 1986

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...=1490&ito=1490

[Sandy]

I predict 6 months probation. If we were all in the same office, we could each put $5 in a hat, and the money goes to whoever's right.

[Tar Remover]

Doc Made-Gooden would be a good candidate for the Nigger Deadpool...….