Faith Pugh says a buck nigger she knew from high school asked her to dinner and offered muh-dik, then showed up for their date without a car, naturally.
So they took her Volvo.
The buck, Kelton Griffin, asked her to stop at a gas station and buy him a cigar. Because he didn't have the $1.29 for a Swisher Sweet, but he had weed to fill it. Because he's a nigger.
She went inside to buy it for him, because she wanted to give him muh-poosie, even though he's a worthless, jobless jigaboo.
When she came out, the nigger and her car were gone.
Because niggers steal cars.
Even from each other.
The sow followed the GPS signal to a drive-in theater.
Pugh says that's where she found her car and the SHITSKIN -- with her sowsister on a "date". The sowsister wanted to give the shitskin muh-poosie, too. The po-leese were called, and the car-thieving, muh-dikking nigger earned hisself a partial scholarship to NU.