Nigger coworker missing; found but is break-room temperature

[jenkemfactory]

One of my female co-workers went screaming. She said she touched the missing nigger to try to wake him up because the lazy shit was MIA for too long. But she noticed that he was very cold and stiff. She could not wake him and realise something was wrong. That's when she panicked and ran screaming.

Yes, someone did call for the veterinarian. They came and hauled it away to the nearest zoological society.

I still smell the dead nigger in the break room.

What a way to start a week.

And no, we did not get rid of the token nigger. They'll hire another one.

[Sandy]

She said she touched the missing nigger to try to wake him up because the lazy shit was MIA for too long.

Noooooo, you let sleeping niggers lie! Especially if you're a woman, it could jump up enraged that you dared to disturb it.

[Rape Ape]

I knew niggers were lazy, but damn. This nigger was too lazy to even keep breathing.

[IseDaDiva]

Noooooo, you let sleeping niggers lie! Especially if you're a woman, it could jump up enraged that you dared to disturb it.

And try for muh dik, no doubt.

[Cracka Jack]

Was there a noose involved? Some police brutality perhaps? I know, some racist YT coworker left threatening notes on it's desk!

No? None of the above?

Guess the nigger just did what comes natural. They'd rather be dead that work.

Got pictures?!?!?

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Maybe it was sickle cell, diabeates, or AIDS. Please let it be AIDS.