One of my female co-workers went screaming. She said she touched the missing nigger to try to wake him up because the lazy shit was MIA for too long. But she noticed that he was very cold and stiff. She could not wake him and realise something was wrong. That's when she panicked and ran screaming.

Yes, someone did call for the veterinarian. They came and hauled it away to the nearest zoological society.

I still smell the dead nigger in the break room.

What a way to start a week.

And no, we did not get rid of the token nigger. They'll hire another one.