I go to this place in the mall because of their coupons, and today I saw they have a new poster up. A half-smiling redhead (very Irish or English), a grinning niggest buck, and two teenapers with blonde nappy hair.

It's probably not a custom poster, so if I go to other places, they'll have mudsharking, oil drilling, and the standard solo DL bucks. We're running out of businesses, of all types, to go to! There's an old-fashioned barber in town, but the old guy does only old-fashioned haircuts, and only old men go there. (No offense to our older Chimpers.)