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    1. 07-14-2019, 06:10 AM #1
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      New 007 to be a she boon after James Bond quits MI5- lame.

      The black woman who will be the next 007: New James Bond film will feature British actress Lashana Lynch taking over the famous codename (but that doesn't stop legendary agent trying to seduce her)

      Oil Drilling James Bond! Blasphemy!

      In a 'popcorn-dropping moment' the actress is handed Bond's number
      More like a jaw dropping, franchise destroying moment.'

      Since Daniel Craig announced he was standing down as James Bond, debate has raged whether the next 007 should be a woman, or black.

      Now The Mail on Sunday can reveal that she will be both – thanks to the intervention of feminist TV writer Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

      In what's been called a 'popcorn-dropping moment', British star Lashana Lynch, will be given Bond's licence to kill in the 25th movie in the franchise, currently being shot in Italy and the UK.
      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...mber-over.html
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    2. 07-14-2019, 10:56 AM #2
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      That'll give a new twist on "Octomuhpoosie." Then of course Moneypenny will become a white soybuck cuck.
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      Let me guess. The plot will be evil Trump supporters planning a hostile takeover and bankruptcy of KFC?
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      Well I guess the series had to be put to rest eventually.
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      I saw this story on FNC this morning, but I don't believe it.

      The Bond franchise has thrived using the same formula for 24 films. The Bond girls are always a major piece of that formula. Are they going to make sheboon Bond a dyke? If not, how are they going to replace the girls -- with down-low bucks?

      It's too radical a change. Tuxedos, martinis, Walther PPK, Aston Martin, gambling, flirting with Moneypenny, and Aunt Jemima?

      Fuck no! Not gonna happen...

      Apart from all that, the Broccoli family is notoriously protective of the back-story created bt Ian Fleming. Bond was born in the Scottish Highlands not Botswana.

      I think this "announcement" was meant to get Daniel Craig (a bat-shit-crazy flaming leftist, BTW...) to sign on for Bond 26.

      If nigger Bond had been a buck, I might have believed it, sow Bond completely destroys the formula that has worked for 50+ years.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
      If not, how are they going to replace the girls -- with down-low bucks?
      The Ghostbusters reboot complete with giant sow, Fantastic Four with a white girl and nigger full brother, the list goes on. Hollyweird keeps trying to niggerize everything.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
      The Ghostbusters reboot complete with giant sow, Fantastic Four with a white girl and nigger full brother, the list goes on. Hollyweird keeps trying to niggerize everything.
      I hear ya, and I could be wrong, but I suspect there are legal or contractual reasons they can't make Bond a sherilla.
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      My bet is on that Idris Nigger to be the next Bond. They'd change his birth details. Born in Mt. Kilimanjaro of an oil drilling British father and a babboon.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Rape Ape View Post
      Let me guess. The plot will be evil Trump supporters planning a hostile takeover and bankruptcy of KFC?
      LOL
      And it will be directed by Tyler Perry, the soundtrack will be all nigger rappers . When it debuts in theaters in the ghetto cities, the niggers will pull out deyz hi-points and stolen glocks and shoot at the screen during pivotal scenes.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post
      LOL
      And it will be directed by Tyler Perry, the soundtrack will be all nigger rappers . When it debuts in theaters in the ghetto cities, the niggers will pull out deyz hi-points and stolen glocks and shoot at the screen during pivotal scenes.
      And hopefully, they'll buss a few caps in each other's baboon asses a well to add to the action.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
      That'll give a new twist on "Octomuhpoosie." Then of course Moneypenny will become a white soybuck cuck.
      Or a nigger tranny. Miss Monkeypenny.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
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      Niggers ruin everything.
      YES! THAT'S IT! Fuckin' niggers.....
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      Awwwww…… I'm going to miss it......
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      Hollywood consists of nothing but perverts, drug addicts, commies and nigger lovers.

      Fuck Hollywood.
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      Or a nigger tranny. Miss Monkeypenny.


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      Quote Originally Posted by Tar Remover View Post
      Or a nigger tranny. Miss Monkeypenny.


      That's what was introduced to us in "Skyfall" (an overrated movie if I ever saw one).
      We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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