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    Jarvis gets eaten by alligators!!!

    A severely decomposed body found surrounded by alligators in Lake Maggiore on the Fourth of July has been identified as 16-year-old Jarvis Deliford.
    Oh but it gets better than that:

    Deliford went missing June 29, the day he left a juvenile detention facility in Clearwater where he was sent for violating probation related to an earlier burglary arrest, said police Lt. Matthew Furse.
    The teen cut off his ankle monitor that evening in his mother’s home on Paris Avenue, jumped out a second-floor window and ran away.


    And of course the family thinks there is foul play involved. No doubt evil YT killed the boy and dumped his body for the alligators to eat:

    Laporsha Smalls, 27, isn’t so sure. She thinks someone killed Deliford.
    “Jarvis isn’t an ordinary child. He doesn’t go to beaches, he doesn’t even play around water. He doesn’t know how to swim,” Smalls said. “They left him there to die, and to get eaten by alligators.”
    https://www.tampabay.com/news/public...-boy-20190706/

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    I hate niglets because they always grow up to be full grown niggers.

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    I think that ticked all of the TNB boxes.

    Are the aligators ok?

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    Poor gators. I don't think they're capable of reaching around to lick their asses to get the taste out, either. Someone should offer it some mouthwash to gargle.
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    “Jarvis isn’t an ordinary child. He doesn’t go to beaches, he doesn’t even play around water. He doesn’t know how to swim,” Smalls said.
    And this made Jarvis so different from other niggers how?

    Eaten by alligators.

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    The family tells us Deliford did not have insurance and they need help paying for his funeral.

    They are working on setting up a GoFundMe page for anyone who would like to donate.​
    Of course. Ever hear of ANY 16 year old nigger with life insurance? For that matter any fambly that didn't axe for for a burial?

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    The family tells us Deliford did not have insurance and they need help paying for his funeral.

    They are working on setting up a GoFundMe page for anyone who would like to donate.​
    Throw the carcass back in the swamp. Problem solved.
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Jarvis just fulfilled his destiny as alligator bait.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buck Simian View Post
    And of course the family thinks there is foul play involved. No doubt evil YT killed the boy and dumped his body for the alligators to eat:



    https://www.tampabay.com/news/public...-boy-20190706/

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    Alligators like to ambush their prey when they are near water. Then they grab them, drag them under water and drown them.
    Although the alligator has a heavy body and a slow metabolism, it is capable of short bursts of speed, especially in very short lunges. Alligators' main prey are smaller animals they can kill and eat with a single bite. They may kill larger prey by grabbing it and dragging it into the water to drown. Alligators consume food that cannot be eaten in one bite by allowing it to rot, or by biting and then spinning or convulsing wildly until bite-sized chunks are torn off. This is referred to as a "death roll". Critical to the alligator's ability to initiate a death roll, the tail must flex to a significant angle relative to its body. An alligator with an immobilized tail cannot perform a death roll.[23]
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator

    Since the alligator failed to consume the nigger we can only surmise that niggers taste really, really bad.
    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

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