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    A Tale of Three Mudsharks.....

    So it's my daughter's birthday and she wants spaghetti for her birthday dinner. Her and her husband and all the grandkids come over to enjoy the feast. Husband is a fisherman and is explaining his fishing day. So he reveals to us that he pulled his net and had three MUDSHARKS caught in the net, and couldn't figure out WHY I blew a mouth full of spaghetti out onto the carpet and damn near choked laughing, while Mrs. Tar Remover just buried her face in her hands, knowing what was coming. I had to explain to him exactly what a mudshark was. He honestly had NO idea.... (He was referring to dogfish or pinbacks).

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    Surely he threw them back.
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tar Remover View Post
    So it's my daughter's birthday and she wants spaghetti for her birthday dinner. Her and her husband and all the grandkids come over to enjoy the feast. Husband is a fisherman and is explaining his fishing day. So he reveals to us that he pulled his net and had three MUDSHARKS caught in the net, and couldn't figure out WHY I blew a mouth full of spaghetti out onto the carpet and damn near choked laughing, while Mrs. Tar Remover just buried her face in her hands, knowing what was coming. I had to explain to him exactly what a mudshark was. He honestly had NO idea.... (He was referring to dogfish or pinbacks).


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    Damn lucky he didn't catch any rockfish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cracka Jack View Post
    Surely he threw them back.
    He DID! And I DID manage to get the spaghetti sauce stain out of the carpet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraken Da Whip View Post
    Damn lucky he didn't catch any rockfish

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    Do NOT make me spit my Grand Marnier on the keyboard. It's too expensive.

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