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    Coal burners nigglet swallows a magnet. Gov bans them all!

    No wonder we don't' have magnet toys like these anymore .



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    30+ years ago my dad hired a skinny 18 year old buck that was on the bottom end of the nigger bell curve. (I think he was getting government money to hire it. He quickly realized the folly.) So this nigger decides to stick tiny little watch batteries in each ear canal....... The old man had to play a real life version of the game Operation with tweezers to get them out.



    If they ban the magnets, the Chinese should invent new toys. Skittles colored, grape flavored polonium BB's. Label the box with some Wakanda bullshit, and make them easy to steal.
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cracka Jack View Post
    30+ years ago my dad hired a skinny 18 year old buck that was on the bottom end of the nigger bell curve. (I think he was getting government money to hire it. He quickly realized the folly.) So this nigger decides to stick tiny little watch batteries in each ear canal....... The old man had to play a real life version of the game Operation with tweezers to get them out.



    If they ban the magnets, the Chinese should invent new toys. Skittles colored, grape flavored polonium BB's. Label the box with some Wakanda bullshit, and make them easy to steal.
    Depleted uranium lawn darts with picture-instructions to throw them straight up in the air and watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rape Ape View Post
    Depleted uranium lawn darts with picture-instructions to throw them straight up in the air and watch.
    Funny you mention that. When I was 9 or 10 I was at a gun show with dad. Someone had these little anti personell "bombs" called Lazy Dogs that they dropped from planes during WWII.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazy_Dog_%28bomb%29

    I wanted to buy one, but the old man said, "NO! You'll throw it up in the air and it will come done and pierce your skull!!!"

    He was probably right... as usual.
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Lazy Dogs are pretty cool.

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    Farmers have been tossing magnets down the throats of cows forever. It's because they eat nails, screws, tiny bits of wire and all sorts of stuff when they graze.

    I'm not sure what good would come from tossing one down a niglets maw though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SC Anemia View Post
    I'm not sure what good would come from tossing one down a niglets maw though.
    Probably nails, screws, tiny bits of wire and all sorts of stuff. All stolen.
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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