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    Nigger at the Abarth dealership

    Just had the car serviced at the Abarth dealer near me.

    I always use this dealership for three reasons:

    1. They know the car.
    2. Always great service by friendly human staff.
    3. No niggers.

    Today was different. The car went in for it's service and the girl behind the service desk came over to tell me the car was ready and would I like a complimentary wash and vacuum.

    While sitting and waiting for my car, I noticed some lazy coon casually wandering around the showroon wiping the fingermarks off of the display models.

    This is the apeman they are now using for the complimentary wash and vacuum.

    A polite 'No, thank you' sufficed.

    My car 'Bella' will never contain niggers.

    It think it may also be time to change service garages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
    Just had the car serviced at the Abarth dealer near me.

    I always use this dealership for three reasons:

    1. They know the car.
    2. Always great service by friendly human staff.
    3. No niggers.

    Today was different. The car went in for it's service and the girl behind the service desk came over to tell me the car was ready and would I like a complimentary wash and vacuum.

    While sitting and waiting for my car, I noticed some lazy coon casually wandering around the showroon wiping the fingermarks off of the display models.

    This is the apeman they are now using for the complimentary wash and vacuum.

    A polite 'No, thank you' sufficed.

    My car 'Bella' will never contain niggers.

    It think it may also be time to change service garages.
    If the business wants to survive, it is required to hire niggers.
    Otherwise: racism!

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    He's probably there scoping out cars for his posse to steal.

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    Fix It Again Toby!
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cracka Jack View Post
    Fix It Again Toby!
    Love it!

    You also won't find a nigger in a BMW Dealership.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimpout View Post
    Love it!

    You also won't find a nigger in a BMW Dealership.
    BMW dealers are too smart to hire niggers for even wiping windows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cracka Jack View Post
    Fix It Again Toby!
    Somewhat of a hand grenade joke there, took a few seconds. I had to look up what an Abarth was. . Good one!

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    Must be a Somali immigrant nigger who just wants to add diversity to the UK. Filthy monkey.
    Coalburning is bestiality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Orchid View Post
    BMW dealers are too smart to hire niggers for even wiping windows.
    Over here they pay the fine for no tobys. Its cheaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
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    complimentary wash and vacuum.
    Anything of value that you might've left in your car would've been 'vacuumed' out of it for sure!
    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cracka Jack View Post
    Fix It Again Toby!
    Cheeky!

    We also have Lotus = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.

    And Ford = Fixed Or Repaired Daily

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
    Cheeky!

    We also have Lotus = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.

    And Ford = Fixed Or Repaired Daily
    At least American cars don't have Lucas ignition and electrical systems. Those should come from the factory with a multimeter and soldering iron.

    https://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/o...s-jokes-21723/

    • Lucas--inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
    • Lucas--inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
    • The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF. The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.
    • The original anti-theft devices--Lucas Electric products.
    • "I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any prob..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
    Cheeky!

    We also have Lotus = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.

    And Ford = Fixed Or Repaired Daily
    Why do the English drink warm beer? They've got Lucas refrigerators!

    Actually I'm restarting a car project that has been on the back burner for quite a while. Putting a 5.0L Ford V8 in a '72 Triumph GT6. It's akin to trying to shove a watermelon into your belly button.
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post

    And Ford = Fixed Or Repaired Daily
    Fucking Over Rated Disaster
    Found On Road Dead

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    Fucked over rebuilt Dodge.
    Coalburning is bestiality.

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    Pontiac: Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac.

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    Ford Trucks! My old beater till I sold it a year ago. 42 years old and it NEVER stranded me, ever. One thing about old Detroit iron (actually built in Dearborn), there's a whole lot of iron & steel. Nothing plastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheboon DeLuxe View Post
    Pontiac: Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac.

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    Ford Trucks! My old beater till I sold it a year ago. 42 years old and it NEVER stranded me, ever. One thing about old Detroit iron (actually built in Dearborn), there's a whole lot of iron & steel. Nothing plastic.
    Ole "Hee Haul". Runs like a champ. I love my 30 year old Ford truck. Don't see any 30 year old Dodge trucks on the road, ever....

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    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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