I always knew niggers were stupid but some of that might have been that I've never really spent any time around one day-to-day.
Toby here at the house will axe me something or do something that makes me wonder how he even finds his way home.
He just got a car, a real nig-mobile. A 2003 Ford Taurus. What a hunk of shit. Because from time to time I might get something from Pick and Pull (recently a side marker cornering light assembly) he axed if I could look-up a part for him. He's internet challenged. Turns out he went to Pick and Pull for FLOOR MATS. (AutoZone beez too expensive)
Just now, he axed what the genie lamp light was for. NOT KIDDING. I mean I've seen a meme about that before but not in a million years thought anyone was actually that stupid. So I asked when it came on? He said "when I cut the key on". I said "you mean when you start it?" Nope, just with the ignition on.
I've noticed he's leaving an oil spot on the street next to the curb where he parks but don't think I'm going to say anything to him about it. Fuck him, how long could a used Taurus with 178,000 miles and an oil leak last anyway.
Got a used car, has never checked the oil or had it changed but will buy used floor mats from a junkyard.