Beirut

[Purple Gummed Tree Climber]

Lemme tell ya sumptin bout bazebaw. Beirut he hit a ton uh homuhz and everbody loved him, cuz he white. Then in da 70's a brutha come along name
hammerin Hank Ay-ron. He hit more homuhz dan beirut, seven hundreds fiddy-fy to be zact. Even tho he da homuh champ, no-ones pay him no nevah-mind
because beirut white, an ay-rons blak. Dem white mufuggahs try to keep ay-rons outta da halla feign.

Then, along comma nother brutha, he called barrah bonz. He hit more homuhz dan beirut AND Ay-rons. I fink seven hundreds sisty-two to be zact. But bonz,
he a cheetah. He ate dem steeroads dat givs u da strengf of a bull. And dat mufuggah ate lots of dem, like dey was waddymelon seeds. Sheeit, his hayid gots
real big like da size of a mufuggan beachbaw.

An dat dey be da story of the 2 bruthas dat hit lotsa homuhz. Deyz betta dan dat white intalopah beirut. Weez gonna try to get dat beirut statcha take outta
da halla feign nest year.