The dumbest customer I've ever had

[Unchained]

Over the past decade I've dealt with more than my fair share of dopey fuckers. With that said I actually met their Queen the other day, this stupid fuckin broad is selling her house and moving in with a nigger she met online from, wait for it,,,,,,,,,Ghana! Yep pulling up roots in this literal YT utopia I live in to go be with her imaginary online lover who will no doubt get a majority of the 300k she will get for the house before he dumps her someplace in the midwest,,,,,,,,PT Barnum hit it on the head.

[Buck Simian]

Ah, True love knows no boundaries! Maybe you will be lucky enough to get invited to the wedding.

[Unchained]

Ah, True love knows no boundaries! Maybe you will be lucky enough to get invited to the wedding.

[MineEvolved]

Have her look up a few pictures of Elin Krantz.

[Cat fur allergic]

LOL sadly we will end up dealing with her mess. He'll get his green card. She'll move his entire family here. and Once he gets his shit. He'll divorce her and we end up paying for all of them.