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    Nigger licked the walls clean of his sprig's shit.


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    he shocked dad says that, at first, he considered closing the door and leaving the mess for the girl’s mum to find and said that he could have pretended he wasn’t aware of the sight within.

    But he thought better of literally putting his partner in it – adding, “yesterday was Mexican mother’s day and I didn’t want to be a d***.”
    So the mom is a mexican burner...do we have a term for those? KFC/Taco bell?

    So the little sow flung shit everywhere...and the buck is complaining?

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    It was probably him.

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    “The walls, the toys, the windows, the curtains, the play bench, the floor, the baby piano, my hopes, all covered in crap. It looked like a real category 5 s*** storm blew thru her room.
    Even at that size they're full of shit. Filthy little beast. And I think he meant a "Category 5 chimpout".

    “I had the house to myself and I was taking full advantage of watching unimpeded YouTube videos."
    "YouTube videos"? Read: "Porn."

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    Quote Originally Posted by justin igger View Post
    So the mom is a mexican burner...do we have a term for those? KFC/Taco bell?
    A literal translation would be quemadora de carbón (a woman who burns coal). I would go with puta que quema carbón (whore who burns coal). Or if we made a semi-cognate, puta de coalburner (the "er" denotes a verb).
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
    A literal translation would be quemadora de carbón (a woman who burns coal). I would go with puta que quema carbón (whore who burns coal). Or if we made a semi-cognate, puta de coalburner (the "er" denotes a verb).
    Quemadora (burner) (female) Would probably be the easiest to use and remember.

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    -Why is this news? When's the last time you read a news article where parents post pics kids smearing shit everywhere before this?
    Because it is a nigger buck pretending to be a "good daddy" and that fits their agenda.

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    Because it is a nigger buck pretending to be a "good daddy" and that fits their agenda.
    Ezzackly. We know what the usual nigger daddy reaction (assuming those rare occasions when baby daddy is actually around) would be - beat, strangle, lobsterize and/or rape the sprog. This story is so big because it gives the libtards an opportunity to say, "Awww, see? Those nigger daddies are just SO adorable."

    Vomit inducing.

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    I took "chillin' like a boss in the man cave" to mean smoking a blunt and sipping a 40, which, if the baby daddy was white, would account for his mellow response. But since we know weed makes niggers violent, I too am mystified that the sprog wasn't instantly tenderized to bat wings.

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    I took "chillin' like a boss in the man cave" to mean smoking a blunt and sipping a 40, which, if the baby daddy was white,
    If the baby daddy was white, sitting on his butt watching porn in his "man cave"(a beta fag term if ever there was one) and smoking a blunt while his kid was covered in poopies, he'd be crucified on every social media out there and probably arrested for neglect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    If the baby daddy was white, sitting on his butt watching porn in his "man cave"(a beta fag term if ever there was one) and smoking a blunt while his kid was covered in poopies, he'd be crucified on every social media out there and probably arrested for neglect.
    You're probably right. That's really white privilege, right?

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    That's really white privilege, right?
    Yep.

    By the way, your avatar is really grotesque.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    Yep.

    By the way, your avatar is really grotesque.
    I know. It was given to me but I think I need to rid the forum of that ridiculous looking beast.

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    I"m really not sure if it's a buck or sow. I think it's a buck but wouldn't bet on it.

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    All babies have one or two massive explosions like that and smear it all over everything. Its nothing special or newsworthy. Let a niglet do it though and the libtards would want you to believe it is the reincarnation of Picasso painting his latest masterpiece.

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    "Pappy! Pappy! Looks a' dis'. Ah dun made sum jenkem!"
    I'll bet that niglet will be a handful when it inevitably winds up at Nigger U. The guards will need protective gear.
    islam (is-LAHM) n.
    1. The frothy mixture of semen and goat dung resulting from Muslim sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    ...your avatar is really grotesque.
    So's yours!

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