Instant boner, scandalous I tell you. Love me some dancing umbrella stands. :sarc
When was the last time you saw cameltoe or visible panty lines in the middle east? The mideast sucks!
Achmed's goat died and his wives are celebrating that their dusty moth infested vaginas may see some action.
islam (is-LAHM) n.
- The frothy mixture of semen and goat dung resulting from Muslim sex.