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  1. #1
    Mushmouth
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    I don't have to walk like a nigger anymore!

    Long story short, my buddy scored a place on a lake near Orlando and says come and fish. Wife says go because her mother is staying at our house for another two weeks.

    I tweaked my ankle sometime on Thursday and was never able to properly rest it until yesterday. I arrived Sunday afternoon and was in so much pain I couldn't walk. Literally had to walk like a nigger to get around (they're fucking everywhere) and got some sideways looks from the niggers walking the same way.

    Broke down and went to urgent care last night, got some steroids and anti-inflammatory and eureka! I can walk again.

    I beeze so happy yo.

    But for the weather, this place is a nigger infested shit hole, I'll be on the water soon.

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    Been doin' the Harlem Shim-Sham-Shuffle eh?

    Hope it heals up soon.
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Mushmouth
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    Dude, I literally walked towards a nigger walking towards me with the exact same shuffle. I know he thought I was mocking him.

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    SC Anemia
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mushmouth View Post
    Dude, I literally walked towards a nigger walking towards me with the exact same shuffle. I know he thought I was mocking him.
    Maybe it was the blackface makeup ?

    On the bright side, you don't cast a rod with your ankles.

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    Boy
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    Well at least you didn't have your pants down around your knees or did you

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    The Bix Nood Shuffle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mushmouth View Post
    Dude, I literally walked towards a nigger walking towards me with the exact same shuffle. I know he thought I was mocking him.


    I'd have paid to have seen that!

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