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    Stupid dindu gets stuck in a grease vent for two days after trying to break into a Chinese restaurant..


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    Good thing the Chinese didn't get him first. They have a low tolerance for tnb.
    "Of course there's something wrong with him, he's a Negro probably been stealing since he could crawl".
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    Now they will never get that vent clean after a nigger was in it.

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    Good thing the chef didn't find it first, or you may have ended up wondering, "was that really pork I just ate?...."

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    The Chinese chef would first chop that nigger like a dog and serve him as sweet and sour chicken. But it would be the toughest chiggun as its made from dark meat.
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    They should not have called the cops. They should have pretended they didn't hear a thing :p.

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    How did they find the nigger among the rest of the grease?
    islam (is-LAHM) n.
    1. The frothy mixture of semen and goat dung resulting from Muslim sex.

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    Every now and then you hear of similar stories with a "GOOD" ending if you know what I mean. Niggers getting stuck in chimneys and found two weeks later. And no, they aren't playing Santa Claus.
    I hate niglets because they always grow up to be full grown niggers.

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    A half sheet of 3/4" plywood with a couple cinder blocks on top would have made that niggers whines for help completely inaudible.
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    If they would have smoked him long enough he would have shriveled up and fallen through.

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    The vent wasn't greasy until the nigger climbed in it.

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    I wonder how much grease is needed to make a squeaky nigger quiet? Probably needs to be via deep fryer.

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