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    Why do niggers kill?

    Since we all know that niggers are incapable of reason, and act on impulse, it would be absurd to ask; "What would be the top ten reasons that niggers kill?". As erudite niggerologists, however, we can properly frame the question as; "What stimulus is likely to trigger the sub-human shitape's mass of cranial excrement so as elicit a poo-flinging primate response escalated to the level of a category five Chimpout?"

    Food
    Muh dik
    Disrepecked
    Skreet cred
    Nigglet/Ho won't shut up
    Rayciss YT
    It beez Friday n sheeeiiit
    Misses prison homies
    nigga stole my shoes
    EBT card empty
    Smart nigger syndrome*
    Gibsmuhdat failed
    Asked for I.D.
    Others?

    *through some miracle, it realizes that niggers are worthless and has a much compunction about killing niggers as stepping on a turd fly

    What other categories would you suggest, and in what order would you rank them, my esteemed fellow niggerologists?

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    I'd say, in my humble opinion, that you pretty much got it right and in order though muh-dik and food are likely neck-and-neck contenders for #1.

    Of course why did you climb Everest would be a comparable question.

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    Sadism. Niggers enjoy the suffering of others to balance their over-inflated egos with the reality of being
    closer to pond scum than human.

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    Bestial bloodlust instinct

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    taking the last chicken wing is nigger heresy !
    Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !

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    Niggers are savage jungle beasts with no morals and a low IQ.They act on savage instinct,not brain power!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoonsЯus View Post
    taking the last chicken wing is nigger heresy !
    Or chiggun McNugget!!

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    I agree with Jim Crow - it is only a partial list

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    Niggers are savage jungle beasts with no morals and a low IQ.They act on savage instinct,not brain power!
    The reasons are endless. Anything can set these shit beasts off...for example, one might be, why does whitey have so much stuff? It is too f'in hot out here, or, why did that guy look at me?

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