In Golden Corral in Wilmington this morning getting breakfast with my crew when I saw Little Rametrius get pimp slapped and whooped by his mammy because he wouldn't stop bitching as Mammy tried to eat her chitlins and grits. Granny nigger was about to issue an ass stomping of epic magnitude but the niglet must have had at least one functioning brain cell because he shut up.
All the human patrons smiled with delight as the 300-lb Battle Sows dragged the menagerie out to the hooptie and speed off.
The German waitress was happy too, as it probably happens a lot there.