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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
    Also famous for having a front bottom that looks like an empty headlock, a Hippo's yawn or a clown's pocket.

    It has been stated that you may as well open the window and try to shag the night..... It would have more traction.
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post

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    Y'see the other problem with Katie price, apart from being a rancid old slapper and well documented coalburner is that it feeds on the oxygen of publicity.

    Well known for stalking young, up and coming footballers because they are:

    1. Rich
    2. Stupid and
    3. Always in the spotlight.

    Now, the problem with this (for Katie Price) is that it is rumoured up and coming footballers have a clause in their contract that specifically forbids alcohol, drugs and Katie Price.

    Imagine if you will, being a manager of a premier league football club. The last thing you want is your new star player pictured falling out of a nightclub pissed out of their mind, with suspicious looking white powder on their top lip and draped in Katie Price.

    The first two can be explained away fairly innocently....

    1. Drunk = tired and emotional
    2. Drugs = thats just the vanilla sprinkles from a decaf cappuccino.
    3. Katie Price = oh, god. We have just lost our star player to a particularly virulent strain of VD so debilitating that the medical profession are calling it EbolAIDS that thrives exclusively in Katie Prices growler.

    A football club manager's worst nightmare is tens of millions spent on a new star player, only to have that star player photographed limping gingerly out of a 'clinic' while clutching a large bag of wide spectrum antibiotics, having been innitially diagnosed with a case of galloping knob-rot. Which then transpires to be the kind of infection that leaves the sufferer with a penis that resembles a fly agaric mushroom and sees him laid up in the ICU being fed what in medical terms is called 'the flat food diet' (basically anything they can slide under the door). That is what a night with Katie Price will do to you.

    And herein lies the (our) problem. Katie Price will make great publicity out of her latest beau being 'under the weather' and will ensure that the paparazzi are on hand to see her carrying a bag of grapes and a bunch of flowers into the hospital, trailing numerous kids by numerous fathers.
    Usually wearing some garish juicy couture leggings that highlights it's 40something arse has been rogered more times than a police radio and now loosely resembles a bag of spanners.

    Frankly, she is like a reoccuring dose of herpes that you think has subsided and then it flares up again.

    Don't give her publicity and she will shrivel up and die like a premier footballers EbolAIDS infested penis.

    I thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
    ...apart from being a rancid old slapper...
    British slang is so expressive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheboon DeLuxe View Post
    British slang is so expressive!
    Slang? Thats the Oxford English dictionary definition of Katie price.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
    it's 40something arse has been rogered more times than a police radio and now loosely resembles a bag of spanners.
    You sir are indeed a world-class wordsmith. I'm dying here!!

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    I knew this thread would deliver the moment Odin got to it.....growler...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MineEvolved View Post
    I knew this thread would deliver the moment Odin got to it.....growler...
    Indeed, it has been observed that the post coital growler of Katie Price bears an uncanny resemblance to the face of a British bulldog eating a yoghurt.

    Which to many is a vast improvement on the pre coital article, which resembles a mutilated bacon sandwich and emits more than just a hint of Surströmming.

    For the devastating effects that even a whiff of Katie Price's crusty gusset flakes can deliver, please see here...

    https://youtu.be/ye4eYi99FTg

    And that is just the tinned stuff. Imagine the horror of smelling that live and in person.

    This has been a public service announcement by Odin's balls in collaboration with the British national health service.
    Last edited by Odin's balls; 11-21-2018 at 02:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
    emits more than just a hint of Surströmming.
    "Surströmming (pronounced [²sʉːˌʂʈrœmːɪŋ], Swedish for "sour herring") is a lightly-salted fermented Baltic Sea herring."

    Ahhhh, mother of Christ!

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    I urge you to watch the video.

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    Less we forget about the Holy Grail of Burners, the Ayatolla of Burnatolla, Skanko Ramus, the one and only Rachel Dolezal!!!!!
    "Of course there's something wrong with him, he's a Negro probably been stealing since he could crawl".
    Mortimer Duke, Trading Places, 1983. "Burn wood, not coal".

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    Here's a graphic of many of Tigger's TRamp Army. Most of his skanks were all damaged far, far before they ever met him. But, riding the charcoal pole stained their soul. For instance, that Devon James got her mudshark sunglasses from her nigger pimp not too long after committing bestiality with that nigger tiger. I'll make more graphics as you guys submit coalburners to the Hall Of Shame. Next up: Katey Price.


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    Coalburnin' Katie is back.

    Katie Price banned from driving after breaching previous ban

    The former model Katie Price has been banned from driving for a second time after being caught at the wheel before her first disqualification period had ended.

    The 40-year-old was also handed a £1,100 fine when she appeared at Crawley magistrates court on Wednesday.

    Price was banned from driving for six months in February but Paul Macaulay, defending, said she had mistakenly believed the ban had dated from an earlier hearing in January - which meant it would have ended in early July.

    But he conceded she had not contacted the DVLA about reinstating her driving licence before she was caught because she was “not the best” at paperwork, he told the court.
    LOL

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