2018 Guide to Niglet Halloween Candy

[SC Anemia]

It's that time of year again when to minimize the damage to your property, getting live-streamed or to avoid dats rayciss...you should have already had your Good 'n Plenty baking in the driveway since June.
I prefer Rockwell Hardness Testing to know when mine is just right.

I've changed addresses since last year so I thought I'd change from my normal offering, piping-hot creamed corn and go with something more traditional.

This year it'll be Necco Wafers (Dollar General last year), rock-hard Good & Plenty and for something extra special...caramel apples. I'm making the apples myself and instead of crushed nuts, I believe I'll roll them in the cat box.
The cat, Merlin is assisting in preparation as we speak.

Here's a quick reference for acceptable nigger candy if you can't avoid the little bastards.







https://www.delish.com/holiday-recip...lloween-candy/

[Mushmouth]

[jenkemfactory]

Niggers getting nothing from me. They're uglier without their costumes.

[Boy]

Personally I would go this route, sends a better message

[Whitey Ford]

Thankfully, there are no niggers in my immediate vicinity, so there is very little chance one will roll up on my doorstep. But, I only hand out HEALTHY treats, not candy or garbage, so niglets have very little incentive to come here. I have healthy dates, figs, etc etc all wrapped individually from the point of purchase for the delight (and safety) of all children who visit here.

Candy is bad for the children. And we should promote better eating for human children.

[Moolie Mook]

We have mostly avoided the ToT scene, but on the rare occasion, I've never seen a niglet out mooching for candy. Like I said though, I think we've done the candy thing 2 or 3 times in the last 12 years.

Someone once mentioned sun-baked Jolly Ranchers as a nice treat for niglets and mutants...

I always have a bowl of Skittles for the niglets, human kids get mini snickers, peanut butter cups and the like. I do kinda like the idea of giving out circus peanuts, those have to be the worst candy ever made. I have no idea why candy corn gets a bad rap, I like them.

We have exact opposite taste - I can't stand candy corn, and I love the circus peanuts (they have to be FRESH).