It's that time of year again when to minimize the damage to your property, getting live-streamed or to avoid dats rayciss...you should have already had your Good 'n Plenty baking in the driveway since June.
I prefer Rockwell Hardness Testing to know when mine is just right.
I've changed addresses since last year so I thought I'd change from my normal offering, piping-hot creamed corn and go with something more traditional.
This year it'll be Necco Wafers (Dollar General last year), rock-hard Good & Plenty and for something extra special...caramel apples. I'm making the apples myself and instead of crushed nuts, I believe I'll roll them in the cat box.
The cat, Merlin is assisting in preparation as we speak.
Here's a quick reference for acceptable nigger candy if you can't avoid the little bastards.
https://www.delish.com/holiday-recip...lloween-candy/