Haunted House Niggers

[HonkyDevil]

So I've been working a local haunted house this year and was able to do it last year as well. It's a really good time. I'm generally gentle with the little ones but my one exception are the niglets. That aside these fucking coons can be heard from halfway through the damn house screaming and running into walls. They scare so easily it is hilarious. I was about 6 inches from getting kicked in the face by one. I had another get in my face after I jump scared them and said something along the lines of "I'm a real ghoul nigga, I be doing this out in the streets." The fact that you're so terrified of people in costumes that you move in conga lines and tear through the house tearing shit apart is hilarious.

[Boy]

Niggers are especially scared of "ghosts, gobbling's, spiders" basically it's a DNA carryover from their jungle days.