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    So I stop in to AutoZone this afternoon...

    Because I only needed one item off the shelf. No need to go through the "Year?, make?, model?" routine. I take the item up to the cashier. Nigger sow.... I put on my best "I'm not a racist" face. "How you doin'?" it asks me. "Pretty good" I reply. "Getting a lot done today." To which it ooks, "Even if you jus sit down and rest you're getting something done."

    Spoken like a true nigger.....
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Needing some faux chrome skull valve stem caps were we?

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    Or crown air fresheners.

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    That's spooky...I just now, this very minute, got home from Auto Zone NOT having the magnetic hide-a-key thing I need. God, I love those guys.

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    Y'all can kiss my hairy white ass!!

    I needed Fix-A-Flat. Slow leak in a tire, found it was right next to a plug. Didn't think I could get another plug in so close to the first.

    I go to NAPA when I need an actual part. Human clerks who are career parts guys and actually know what they're selling.
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Not a NAPA that hires NAPAs.
    Coalburning is bestiality.

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    FIX-A-FLAT??????? On an already plugged tire???? JFC, are you sure you're a white man?

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