I drove past a buck walking on the sidewalk with what I have to assume was a stolen bike. There was no steep incline, but the nigger was shuffling along instead of riding.
Maybe the bike was in big gear, too strong for the nigger, and it can't figure out the white man's evil gear juju. It looked like a really nice racing model, too. Thinking about it now, I should have tried to snap a picture of the nigger and check with the police if anyone reported a stolen bike.