Marcus De-Muhdikks himself to impress his girlfiend.

[Buck Simian]

Yep, thats right. Chopped off the old Pogo Stick. Somehow he thought this would make his ex-girlfriend come back to him.

. While arguing the estranged girlfriend reportedly told Mr. Waiver, if you aren't cheating then you gone have to be drastic and cut ya dick off before you got out the house before i get back whitcha

And the two lived happily ever after.


https://www.huzlers.com/man-cuts-off...irlfriend-427/

[Ignatow]

I've seen that nigger before, and it was for a murder.

[Buck Simian]

You know that site is like the Onion, right?

It is? I never heard of it before. I saw the same article on other websites.

Oh well, even if it is fake its something that a nigger probably would do!