That's what happens when you assume there's no paparazzi nearby: you're on holiday so you skip a few days of shaving. The buck is developing a bit of a goatee.
Wtf is the scuba equipment for? This buck would sink like a rock.
We wuz Vikangz, Native Amuricahns, Buhgypshuns, Eskimos, Mermaids, Australians, Beethoven, Shakespeare and Flyin Purramiyid Pilots.