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    Sheboon Shanice

    So I was working a few towns up and needed a specialty color match in a vinyl safe formula. Vinyl safe formulas are for painting Azek and other plastic type of materials that use tints other than black ( ) to prevent them from heating up and warping in the hot sun.

    My local store called it in to the store down the road from the job so I was comfortable that it would be fine, I've never been in this particular store.

    Lo and behold it's Shanice and sheeit, and of course she hadn't started my order.

    I get the paint back to the job open it up and it's not even close. I took a dry sample of what it's supposed to be and headed back with the can.

    Shanice tells me she can lighten it with white and I point out that there's no room in the can for any more tint so she decides to scan and rematch it.

    The formula comes out almost identical to the first one and I cautioned her to not shoot it full strength at first, maybe 75% and then adjust up as needed. Did she listen? No, full strength of the new formula and still way off.

    There is room in the can to add white now, and just as she goes to shoot it I hear the tint machine go GRIND CLUNK BUZZZ.

    Other employees come out and scramble to help. Apparently something fucked up and the whole thing froze. She gets on the phone for assistance and I guess I rudely asked if that was the only tinter in the store. Of course it was, and then I guess I rudely asked for my money back because I don't have time for this shit.

    Fast forward a few hours later and I get a call from my friend asking me what I did to upset Shanice. Apparently she called the guy that had originally gave her my formula and complained that I was the biggest asshole ever or something like that. He in turn is telling all of my friends, and maybe some enemies too..

    So long story short. Shanice blew two cans of paint and has to eat them. And then she blew her tinter, but I'm the asshole..

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    Yep niggers fuck up everything.

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    Shandice done forgot to fill up and calibrate the racist tinting machine. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat.

    Next time use Behr.
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    Behr? NO.... Just NO.
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Shit, I bet Koko would have done better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mushmouth View Post
    ...and complained that I was the biggest asshole ever or something like that...
    Well you know...wanting what you actually paid for and all. What a dick move

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    Actually, I'm kind of curious about how Shanice fucked-up the tint machine. I mean, I can see it tryna get its muh-poosie on with a paint shaker but does a tinter even move? Enquiring minds yo!

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    Told you in the "shoutbox"

    [16:14, 11th Jul 2018] Kraken:
    I know "Shanice" twearked on the paint shaker and broke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraken View Post
    Told you in the "shoutbox"

    [16:14, 11th Jul 2018] Kraken:
    I know "Shanice" twearked on the paint shaker and broke it
    Wasn't the shaker, it's the tinter. Two different machines.

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    Was this at Sherwin Williams? They never, ever get their matches right. I love their pro-mar paints but forget getting a perfect match from them. If you have Dunn-Edwards in your area I highly recommend them. They always get my color matches spot on and I’ve never seen a nigger working at any of their stores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArizonaSkittles View Post
    Was this at Sherwin Williams? They never, ever get their matches right. I love their pro-mar paints but forget getting a perfect match from them. If you have Dunn-Edwards in your area I highly recommend them. They always get my color matches spot on and I’ve never seen a nigger working at any of their stores.
    Yes, but I only use them for certain scenarios. I prefer Ben Moore and California.

    By the way..

    https://careers.sherwin-williams.com...ure/diversity/

    https://www.comparably.com/companies...iams/diversity

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    A good match is purely a function of the guy doing it, not the company. I've had excellent matches at SW, Benny Moore, and even Home Depot. By the way, AZ Skittles, are you a painter, too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheboon DeLuxe View Post
    A good match is purely a function of the guy doing it, not the company. I've had excellent matches at SW, Benny Moore, and even Home Depot. By the way, AZ Skittles, are you a painter, too?
    Commercial framer/rocker/taper/painter

    It may just be my city, but of all the paint stores I go to, there’s one Dunn-Edwards that always gets my matches spot on. I’ve been going there for 15 years and they’ve never once screwed up a match. I can’t say that for any other paint store.

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    A sheetrocker!!?? One of those guys whose work I have finish, every damn time?

    Just kidding...sort of.

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    Fucking tapers..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mushmouth View Post
    Fucking tapers..
    Depends really. I worked with a female taper on a few jobs once upon a time. Wearing those stilts put her tight, white, Sherwin Williams painters-pants ass about face high.
    Sort put a whole new outlook on the situation.

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    My company doesn’t allow us to use stilts because some people got hurt a while back. We have to do everything on a Perry scaffold. I really don’t like hanging rock and only do it when I have to. I mostly tape and paint, but since I work for a general contractor I have to know pretty much everything. I actually just spent all day today fixing the painting subcontractors sloppy work. Forgot to mention that one of the painters is a jig. Explains why I had to scrape tons of paint off of the wood baseboards and redo all of the cut ins on the door frames…
    Last edited by ArizonaSkittles; 07-14-2018 at 12:57 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArizonaSkittles View Post
    I actually just spent all day today fixing the painting subcontractors sloppy work. Forgot to mention that one of the painters is a jig. Explains why I had to scrape tons of paint off of the wood baseboards and redo all of the cut ins on the door frames…
    I hope your boss backcharges the fuck out of them..

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    AZ, I hear you about working for a general. All that shit you mentioned is why I work alone, doing residential repaint. Although I do miss out on those female tapers in their tight white pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mushmouth View Post
    I hope your boss backcharges the fuck out of them..
    We’re gonna be backcharging the fuck out of quite a few of the subcontractors on this job

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