So I'm hearing the ice cream truck playing some jacked-up Christmas jingle. I thought "why not"? Grabbed my wallet and went outside and stopped it.
I wanted one of those things we used to call strawberry shortcake. Ice cream with red and white sprinkles on it. Then the asslifter tells me "$2.60 my friend". That's when I told him to jab it in his filthy ass. Jeez, $2.60 for an ice cream bar?