So this nigger comes to my door

[Unregistered]

I was at home waiting for my grandkids to come over and I hear a knock at the door.

Downstairs, I open the door to see a big black buck nigger in a fedex uniform holding an electronic device.

He says.....Here sign for dat.]

I said "sign for what?"

Nigger says: "it be in muh truck"

I say "I aint' signing for shit until it is in my hand"

Nigger chimps. pulls his name tag out a foot from his shirt and says "I be Fedex I ain't gonna steal your shit"

I told him no package....no signature

Nigger storms off to his truck and flings my box around like a wild samsonite gorilla and dumps it on my doorstep

Nigger fedex gives me a wild eyed jungle stare like he is going to kill me.

I stared that nigger down. I may be old but I'm also big and strong no fucking nigger is going to intimidate me at my own home.

I sign for the package "donald duck"

The nigger did not even look at my sig he was so pissed.

I called fedex and got another sheboon on the phone who said she would look into it.

I doubt fedex will wrangle this ape.

[Buck Simian]

I sign for the package "donald duck"

From now on whenever I have to sign for something at the request of some nigger I am going to do that.

[Cracka Jack]

Fedex is seriously fuxated. UPS is doing the best they can to catch up...

[Boy]

Personally I sign for all my Nigex packages as - Elmer Fudd

[Sheboon DeLuxe]

Next time sign it James Earle Ray.

[Blue-Gum]

Who knows what that nigger was up too.....the nigger should know that's not procedure, dirty lying niggers, they can never be trusted....never

[k9woman]

From now on whenever I have to sign for something at the request of some nigger I am going to do that.

Oh please do.. Perhaps it may have its own thread, with all the different signatures.

I live amongst white delivery regular dudes, I can't sign "Bugs Bunny" or "Magilla Gorilla".

[Buck Simian]

Oh please do.. Perhaps it may have its own thread, with all the different signatures.

I live amongst white delivery regular dudes, I can't sign "Bugs Bunny" or "Magilla Gorilla".

Maybe Slave Master or King Kong? Niggers would never know, they cant read anyways!

[Unregistered]

I would have signed his electronic device, and then kept it while I shut the door. If he banged on the door and asked for it back, I would have stated: "I'm sorry, but it's too late, I already signed for it."