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    $5000 reward for info leading to the arrest of the suspook that shot a Nigerian prince to batwings at a Texas KFC

    The nephew to the Olu of Warri, Prince Tajirin Emiko, has been shot dead by unknown gunmen in Houston, Texas, United States.
    http://punchng.com/olu-warris-nephew-shot-dead-us/

    Thursday, May 24, 2018 01:51PM
    STAFFORD, Texas (KTRK) --
    Police are hoping someone can help them track down the killer who murdered a man in a fast food restaurant parking lot.
    Anyone who has information on this crime is asked to call Fort Bend County Crime Stoppers. Call 281-342-TIPS (8477) or submit online at fortbend.crimestoppersweb.com

    Information which leads to the arrest and filing of charges on the suspect or suspects involved could earn you up to $5,000 in cash. All tips to Crime Stoppers are anonymous.
    http://abc13.com/suspect-wanted-for-...g-lot/3517073/

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    ^^^

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    A whole $5000 dollar reward?

    The Olu of Warri must be distraught.

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    To get the $5000, you must first contact an official of the Olu of Warri, whose signature is needed to release the funds...
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Will that be paid in cash, underweight/dehydrated oxen, or dirt cookies? I'm particular.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
    A whole $5000 dollar reward?

    The Olu of Warri must be distraught.
    $5000 USD over there is like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 clicky bucks.

    EDIT: Don't ask me why, but I actually bothered to look it up...

    They use the Nigerian Naira (NGN), so at current exchange rates, $5000.00 USD = 1,805,000.00 nigerian clicky bucks, which means there won't be any dinner for the locals for about the next 9 years.
    Last edited by MineEvolved; 05-27-2018 at 10:06 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MineEvolved View Post
    $5000 USD over there is like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 clicky bucks.

    EDIT: Don't ask me why, but I actually bothered to look it up...

    They use the Nigerian Naira (NGN), so at current exchange rates, $5000.00 USD = 1,805,000.00 nigerian clicky bucks, which means there won't be any dinner for the locals for about the next 9 years.
    If the price of a KFC bucket is roughly $20, the HNIC is going to be weighing up the pros and cons of bailing it's fambly member out.

    It doesn't look good for the fambly member right now.

    Anyhoo, there was no dinner for the last nine years. It's not like the niggers are going to notice any change in the abundance of face flies and epic nigger fail for the next nine years.
    Last edited by Odin's balls; 05-28-2018 at 09:29 AM.

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