Taking the new hound out for a stroll earlier, we had our ears assaulted by a screaming nigger on a bicycle heading towards us on the footpath.

The new dog isn't quite at ease with the big city yet and got startled.

A very sharp "SHUT THE FUCK UP"! Solved the problem immediately. With the apeman making a face like I had just made a move on it's last piece of KFC.

It felt good. Very good.