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    Incontinent Battle Sow on Airplane.

    I was boarded for a 9.5 hour flight to Munich, Germany when, before we had pushed off from the gate I heard an, "Oh, Lawdy!!!" and a 400 lb. Nigrette comes tearing down the aisle at Warp 9. The flight attendants hollered, "Get back in your seat!!"
    "Oh, Lawdy, I gots to GO!"
    This happened at least 14 times during the flight.
    Niggers should not be allowed on planes. Just saying.
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    I almost passed on reading this thread due to the title.

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    Look what you would have missed.

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    For the love of God, let that beast get to the bathroom. Otherwise, being a nigger, it will just shit all over the floor and you'd have to smell it for 8 hours. As if niggers don't stink enough already.



    Really, niggers should only be transported chained to railroad flatcars, and that should only be done on a one way basis to the nearest port to send them back to their natural habitat of Africa. Ahs muddahfuggin tyahed uh deez muhfuggen snakeheads on dis muhfuggen plane!
    islam (is-LAHM) n.
    1. The frothy mixture of semen and goat dung resulting from Muslim sex.

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    They should be forced to ride in cattle carriers, revolutionize the railroad business again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotThatGuy View Post
    They should be forced to ride in cattle carriers, revolutionize the railroad business again!
    Yes and meet the same fate as steers do now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animal mother View Post
    Yes and meet the same fate as steers do now.
    Except let's not EAT them........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tar Remover View Post
    Except let's not EAT them........
    They must taste real good; 50 million flies can't be wrong!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zagnut View Post
    They must taste real good; 50 million flies can't be wrong!
    And alligators!

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    First of all, how the hell can a useless nigger afford an international flight? I'm pretty sure they don't take food stamps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynch Tree View Post
    First of all, how the hell can a useless nigger afford an international flight? I'm pretty sure they don't take food stamps.
    Drug money$$ ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tar Remover View Post
    And alligators!
    And other hungry niggers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rape Ape View Post
    And other hungry niggers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynch Tree View Post
    First of all, how the hell can a useless nigger afford an international flight? I'm pretty sure they don't take food stamps.
    I don't know, but as we've talked about before, we'd happily donate if it meant one-way flights and no possibility of coming back.
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Isn't what you're describing some sort of weapon of mass destruction?

    An ICBS...

    In(ter)Continent(Al) Battle Sow..


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    Wait, why would a nigger be on a airplane? I thought they had those magical Egyptian nigger flying powers?

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    I hate niglets because they always grow up to be full grown niggers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buck Simian View Post
    Wait, why would a nigger be on a airplane? I thought they had those magical Egyptian nigger flying powers?

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    Hey Buck, did you read this historical novel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by k9woman View Post
    Hey Buck, did you read this historical novel?
    No, I haven't had the honor yet. Maybe I will keep a copy by the toilet for emergencies if you know what I mean.
    I hate niglets because they always grow up to be full grown niggers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotThatGuy View Post
    They should be forced to ride in cattle carriers, revolutionize the railroad business again!
    Too bad most cattle cars were scrapped decades ago when the railroads got out of cattle hauling. Why give them ventilated cars though? Just stuff them in boxcars. Or shipping containers. Those you can load on an old decommissioned ship, set it adrift, and then sink the thing.

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    I hate flying. I always get stuck near some feral nigger that stinks something fierce and has to have its nigger noise at maximum volume. Even though it is headphones you can hear it like it is on a speaker. Then their niglets who can't sit still or shut the fuck up will be playing some annoying video game at a volume you can hear over your useless $300 noise canceling headphones. God forbid you end up sitting next to a fat one who is so fat they are spilling out into your seat, sweating in your direction, and for some reason need to have the light on. They need window shade up so that bright as sunlight is washing out the screen of whatever entertainment you brought to distract from the niggers around you.

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