I was boarded for a 9.5 hour flight to Munich, Germany when, before we had pushed off from the gate I heard an, "Oh, Lawdy!!!" and a 400 lb. Nigrette comes tearing down the aisle at Warp 9. The flight attendants hollered, "Get back in your seat!!"
"Oh, Lawdy, I gots to GO!"
This happened at least 14 times during the flight.
Niggers should not be allowed on planes. Just saying.