A damned Coon driving a school bus backed into my yard and almost hit my porch yesterday. Apparently the 50' cul de sac that is my driveway, while adequate for the human bus drivers to turn around, is a tad small for LaQueefah Jackson. I got a hold of the manager of the school bus department and told him what Coonita did. ,"Oh, she did did she?!!!!" I have a feeling she will be back to collecting EBT next week.