Nigger Breaks Into House And Cooks Up Some Yardbird

[Master Sergeant]

http://www.crimeincharlotte.com/stup...n-the-kitchen/

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. THE VICTIMS MUST HAVE BEEN SHE BOONS BASED ON THE ENDING

A NIGGER BUCK was arrested in Florida after breaking into a home and cooking chicken in the kitchen.

The SUSPOOK was 34-year-old Ronald Wesley. According to reports, the NIGGER had entered the home in Alachua County, Florida, and began to make himself at home. The NIGGER had taken some vodka out of the cupboards and sipped it while he got chicken and sausage out of the refrigerator and began frying it up in a pot of oil, taking care to season it properly.

The NIGGER, however, was not destined to eat the meal that he had cooked. The owner of the house, Samantha O’Neal, soon arrived on the scene with with her sister and friend. She found the very drunk NIGGER who was standing in the kitchen with the bottle of vodka in one hand, and cooking utensils in the other. O’Neal began chasing the NIGGER out of the home. When they got to the gate, she picked him up and threw him bodily from her property.

Police were able to identify Wesley, and arrested him shortly afterward. He was wandering around not far from the house. Wesley, who O’Neal said was an acquaintance, was charged with felony burglary and larceny, as well as other charges.

Reports also indicated that the suspect was not a bad cook. O’Neal stated that her friend had bravely tried the chicken and found it to be “well-seasoned.”

[Sandy]

Tasting the chicken would definitely have been done only by other niggers. And get a load of this:

When they got to the gate, she picked him up and threw him bodily from her property.

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[Master Sergeant]

Looks like there were three She Boons that came home and discovered Stimey wolfing down the yard bird. I can just imagine the level of chimping from three Sows all pissy because the Buck drank all the vodka and fried up some yak.