How I'd Like to See Tiger 'Muh-Dik' Woods at Augusta

[SC Anemia]

So I see this house nigger is back at The Masters and supposedly in the hunt. Something like 5th-6th place going into today.

I'd love to see a few Hooters girls, porn stars and pregnant waitresses standing at the rope on every last green. Maybe a Baby Momma tee-shirt thrown in for good measure.



From 2009.....

The study looked at eight sponsors for which stock prices are available: Accenture; AT&T; Tiger Woods PGA Tour Golf (Electronic Arts); Gillette (Proctor and Gamble); Nike; Gatorade (PepsiCo); TLC Laser Eye Centers; and Golf Digest (Conde Nast).

Overall, Knittel and Stango concluded that the scandal reduced shareholder value in the sponsor companies by 2.3 percent, or about $12 billion.

[Cat fur allergic]

I was hopping that nigger to go away. Die from one of his coalburner std's or just coalburning go bad etc.. He was the biggest nigger on the media's mind before Obama. You hear about him every freaking day!!!

[UpYoursNigger]

I'm gonna have to go to the Masters in person next year just so I can watch the tournament without everything being nigger nigger nigger. Just turned on the tv for 2 mins and all they were talking about is every single thing the Nig has done so far. Why couldn't the fucker get aids from one of his porn hoes?

[Buck Simian]

Ok, I don't know shit about golf. The closest I have came to playing it is on my Nintendo Wii and I suck at that. But my question is how can this guy still be that good? He has been on the scene now for what? 20 years? Athletes in all sports rarely last that long. And they still act as if he is on top of his game. Whenever I hear the word golf it always is followed up by Tiger Woods, no matter what. Is he still that great or is this just another example of putting niggers up on a pedestal, making them out to be much greater than they actually are?

[Sandy]

Ok, I don't know shit about golf. The closest I have came to playing it is on my Nintendo Wii and I suck at that. But my question is how can this guy still be that good? He has been on the scene now for what? 20 years? Athletes in all sports rarely last that long. And they still act as if he is on top of his game. Whenever I hear the word golf it always is followed up by Tiger Woods, no matter what. Is he still that great or is this just another example of putting niggers up on a pedestal, making them out to be much greater than they actually are?

Pro golfers start slowing down in their 30s, on top of competing with younger players who don't yet have body problems. Golf doesn't require what people think is intense physical movement, but those boom-boom swings lead to knee and back problems. Old school players relied more on finesse and accuracy, not tearing the cover off the ball. Tiger Woods never had better than a mediocre short game, and eventually those long drives disappeared once the nigger muscles (even with PEDs) broke down. Plus all the muh dikk on the side took away from badly needed swing practice.

The human side of Woods, combined with having a good coach the first several years, was admittedly pretty good. The PGA was also in a competitiveness lull. A lot of great players were getting older, here's a strong mutant in its 20s, but even then Woods wasn't winning every time. These days we have a bunch of young and youngish golfers every bit as good as Woods. There isn't one winning tournaments left and right because there are enough to make it competitive. Compared to when I was growing up, there seem to be a lot more ties on the leaderboard, and few runaway victories. I remember when Woods had a huge lead in a major going into Sunday, and Colin Montgomerie (fabulous player in his own right) said there was no way anyone could catch up. Well, Montgomerie was already mid-30s then.

I don't know if I'll be able to watch this weekend. The nigger made the cut, so it's all the announcers will want to talk about. There's nothing to talk about. If a white golfer was trying to make a comeback, this is the only mention they'd ever make: "And here's John Whitey, his first Masters in six years after battling knee and back problems. Will this be a comeback, or a signal he may want to retire?"

Instead, we have headlines like this that make me want to vomit.

"Tiger Woods is back at the Masters, so we can simply enjoy golf again"

https://www.sbnation.com/golf/2018/4...ds-the-masters

[Tar Remover]

I could care less about that useless nigger.

[Johnny Rebel]

I don't know why anybody still cares about Woods. He's 10 years past his prime at least, and isn't a threat to pass Nicholson's record. Oh wait I know why people still talk about him because he's a nigger.

[zagnut]

I used to feel the same way about O'negro and would pray every night that Moochele would chimp with a 9 iron; break it and then use the shaft like a shis-ka-bob skewer.