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    Local moonbat Used Apple Store owner refuses to serve Republicans

    DERRY — A store that fixes Apple products in Derry says it will not serve Republicans.

    The Used Apple Store posted to its Facebook page on Monday that the company will refuse services to those affiliated with the Republican party.
    There comes a time when every man will needs to stand up for what's right and blaze a better path. Today we do that, today we say no thank you to any Republican. If you affiliate with the Republican Party you are not welcome into our store. We will not offer you service. If you come in anyway, I suppose you could sneak in but we will probably know. In fact, we can point out a Republican just from the way you look in person or in a photo. Once I tried doing this and realized I could. We put to a test and told 30 random people that we were guessing Republican or not and all 30 I was correct. You have an uptight, closed energy, negative aura to you... almost evil, and to be honest, usually evil. You also lack a psychic gateway to technology.
    http://www.nh1.com/news/new-hampshir...ve-republicans

    https://www.facebook.com/UsedAppleStore/

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    He had to bring up the "no psychic gateway to technology" issue. What a low blow. Clearly he has anger issues. He should put on a pink pussy hat and find his nuturing side...


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    What a freaking dildo. New Hampshire voted 47% to 46.6% for Hitlery - that's a very slim margin. Basically alienating 50% of his potential customer base in the state. But wait, it gets worse: Rockingham County voted 49.9% to 44.1% for Trump - that's 53% of his potential customer base in the county. Now, his core base will be from Derry... Derry voted 54% to 40% for Trump - that's 57% of his potential customer base in the township.

    The closer you get to this prog moron's business, the smaller his potential customer base gets. Enjoy your struggling business as it swirls down the drain, shit for brains.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United...ampshire,_2016
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockin...shire#Politics
    http://sos.nh.gov/2016PresGen.aspx?id=8589963632
    I don't hate negroes, I just feel better when they aren't around.

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    You also lack a psychic gateway to technology.
    Somebody found an old hit of the brown acid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moolie Mook View Post
    What a freaking dildo. New Hampshire voted 47% to 46.6% for Hitlery - that's a very slim margin.

    I think the final number was like 3000 votes. Coincidentally, around 5000 out of state college kids were allowed to vote here and the incumbent Republican senator ended up losing by 1000.

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    So what's the difference between democans and republicrats?
    they're all traitors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenkemfactory View Post
    So what's the difference between democans and republicrats?
    they're all traitors.
    They all suck balls, but repubs suck less..

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    former libtards got renamed republicans. commies got renamed libtard or democrat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheboon DeLuxe View Post
    Somebody found an old hit of the brown acid.
    I don't hate negroes, I just feel better when they aren't around.

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    Hey, did they tell Rush Limbaugh about this? He's their biggest worshiper. After all, he owns huge stock in apple.

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    His Google Reviews are getting hilarious!

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    In fact, we can point out a Republican just from the way you look in person or in a photo.
    Profiling niggers who look like their going to be trouble, that's illegal, but this passes muster? Got it...

    See the magic trick at work? Good for me, but not for thee....

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    I'm trolling these fuckers hard, posting 'but only if you're not a republican, because they don't serve republicans, and they can spot republicans as soon as they walk in the door. ...lol
    Last edited by MineEvolved; 03-05-2018 at 08:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cracka Jack View Post
    He had to bring up the "no psychic gateway to technology" issue. What a low blow. Clearly he has anger issues. He should put on a pink pussy hat and find his nuturing side...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheboon DeLuxe View Post
    Somebody found an old hit of the brown acid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheboon DeLuxe View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheboon DeLuxe View Post
    Somebody found an old hit of the brown acid.
    Oh man I rememb...er...uh...what's brown acid? Lol

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